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by Volker Weber

Nehmen wir mal diese langweilige IBM-Pressemitteilung:

Laut einer Studie von Osterman Research Inc. entscheidet sich die Mehrheit der Unternehmen bei der Einführung von Instant Messaging Programmen für Lotus Sametime. 66 Prozent der Unternehmen, die Echtzeit-Kommunikationssysteme nutzen, setzen Software von Lotus ein. Lotus Sametime bietet neben Instant Messaging eine Reihe weiterer Funktionen, wie beispielsweise virtuelle Meetingräume, Audio- und Videokonferenzen oder Simultanübersetzungen in mehrere Sprachen.

Das kann man auch cool ausdrücken, ähm, ich meine natürlich k3Wl:

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