Weapons of Maths Instruction
by Volker Weber
CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.
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I hear that Mr Al-Hazar also has been linked to the extreemist group Al-Gebra after an incident whereby he tried to board a plane these same weapons of Maths instruction.
And his calculator was confiscated for fear he would try to get some of Tony Blair's claims to add up.
Funny!
President Bush does not have any weapons of Maths Instruction.......Although he could do with some weapons of english instruction.....Dumbass :P
Maybe his men have some more weapons of maths instruction, i think george bush should stay there and try and catch al-gebra in action!
Maybe his men have some more weapons of maths instruction, i think george bush should stay there and try and catch al-gebra in action with his secret organization M.A.T.H.S!
george, come on, all of these maths instruction maths instruction, find some geography instruction, that way youll be able 2 navigate your way to, 123 happy weed house afghanistan, BINS YARD
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