The Personals
by Esther Schindler
Forwarded to me by my brother-in-law:
The following ad in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution received numerous calls:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador... we men are soooo easy!
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LOL
LOL.. you know, while I was reading the ad, somehow my Canadian genes kicked in and proclaimed a dumb-yet-confident "hey, that sounds like home". Yes, indeed, this does sound like home, getting easily fooled by advertizing ;)
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