Pilot humor
by Volker Weber
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.......... OH MY GOD!"
Deadly silence ...
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
Comments
ROFL, WMP
ist Volker eigentlich Pilot?
pierre
Hm, zumindest ist Volker öfters mal Passagier...
Gehen wir einfach mal davon aus, dass er am geschilderten Vorfall unbeteiligt war ;-)
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