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Today we look. Tomorrow we ache.

Eric Garneau, 2005-05-05 14:27

Speaking of quotes, isn't this one from Apple great?

Lose Ctrl. Gain Command.

http://www.apple.com/support/switch101/

Eric Garneau, 2005-05-05 14:29

It's catch the speedboat time again...

Chris Melikian, 2005-05-05 14:56

Pizza delivery, swamp-style...

Sorry for boating in like that, but, would you perchance have a spare map for us?

Hey! Didn't you see the "No Parking" sign?!

The skid marks left in my pants were almost as big as the ones left by the boat when it landed.

Today... is the last day of the rest of your life.
(the boat just HAD to be number thirteen)

Andy Reimer, 2005-05-05 21:08

Bitte umsteigen!

BTW, not only is the boat numbered #13, but the line says Hellrazor. Sort-of the horsemen of the apocalypse changed gear.

Am I the only in wanting to know if they survived ?

this is your free ride to hell (don't you remember the raffle?)

Flying Dutchman 2005

@Alex Boschmanns: I'm pretty sure they survived. I think the boat is not hitting the tent but passing it on the right side.

"The perils of using Microsoft Mapppoint 2005...."

"Blind Powerboating competitor manages to hit the only non-water piece of holland with his boat, after dog falls asleep".

" 'I saw this in a Bond movie once - honest, it'll work' "

"Women driving or Navigating ?"


---* Bill

@Bill, your last one reminds me of a joke made about my fellow Southerners here in the US.

What are (usually) a redneck's last words?

"Here, hold my beer and watch this shit..."

Charging the stands has taken on new meaning.

This is what you get for calling my boat a punt.

David Bohlin, 2005-05-06 18:05

Here, as reported by CNN/FOX/MSBNC, is the latest footage of The Runaway Bride.

... Doobie Smith, driving #13, is in the lead, and he's cookin'. Doobie just returned to racing after battling a nasty case of narcolepsy. His luck seems to have returned. No, wait ... he ... uh-oh ...

"Just the good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm..."

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