Neulich im Supermarkt
by Volker Weber
Aus dem Posteingang, frisch auf den Tisch:
Ich stehe in der Schlange vor der Kasse, als mir eine scharfe Blondine, die etwas weiter hinten steht, freundlich zuwinkt und mich anlächelt.
Ich kann es nicht fassen, daß so ein Blickfang mir zuwinkt und obwohl sie mir irgendwie bekannt vorkommt, kann ich dennoch nicht sagen von woher ich sie kenne. Dennoch frage ich sie: "Entschuldigung, kennen wir uns?"
Sie erwidert: "Ich bin mir nicht sicher, aber ich denke sie müssten der Vater einer meiner Kinder sein!"
Ich erinnerte mich zurück an das aller einzige Mal, als ich untreu war. "Um Gottes Willen! Bist Du diese Stripperin, die ich an meinem Junggesellenabend auf dem Tischfussballtisch vor den Augen meiner Kumpel genommen habe, während Deine Kollegin mich mit nasser Sellerie auspeitschte und mir eine Gurke in den Arsch schob?"
"Nein" erwidert sie kalt. "Ich bin die Klassenlehrerin von ihrem Sohn."
[Danke, Tanja]
Comments
ouch
Sehr nett.
Care for a translation? This was passed around recently:
A bloke is in a queue at the SuperMarket when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello
to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,
so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children ! His mind shoots
back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says
"are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker
table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet
celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?
No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher
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