Overheard in New York
by Volker Weber
Teen girl: Do you think Christmas will ever be on Friday the 13th?
— Times Square
Woman in elevator: She said 13...Where's 13? What the... fuck? There's no 13. Should I press 12? Or 14? What?...She said 13. Well I'll just press both.
— 22nd & Broadway
Tween boy: Did the dinosaurs come before or after Bible times?
— Museum of Natural History
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"Did the dinosaurs come before or after Bible times?". If you ask one of the young earth creationists, they will tell you *during* the bible times.
*Before* bible times. 5th day: fish and birds (1.Mose 1,20-23), 6th day: humans and animals (incl. dinos) (1.Mose 1,24-31). But the bible was written after J.C.got nailed
Um, excuse me. That part of the bible vastly predates the start of Christianity -- I believe the folks who consider those first five volumes to be the entirety of the Bible would tell you that history began more than 4000 years prior in fact.
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