Here's why Rob does not approve of Macs
by Volker Weber
Girl on cell: Well, would you fix my computer for free? ... What is it with guys who fix my computer wanting to be paid in sexual favors? You're like the fourth guy to say that to me this year.
--Penn Station
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Hm, now I'm torn. Do I insist I'm not the Rob in question (I loves me some Macs, after all), or do I become a disapproving convert? After all, it's a very good reason...
Getting paid in sexual favors for fixing computers is the only reason to work with Windows :D
I never seen a correlation between helping girls with computers and getting sex from them. Normally I get sex first, then later they ask if I can fix their computer. Texas girls often put out on the first date anyway, but would you trust someone you just met to dig around in your computer? ;-)
If they trust you enough to let you dig around somewhere else, why not in their computers? ;-)
@Rob...nah, feel free to love your Macs.
:-)
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