Microsoft CEO Announces He Can Be Mostly Gay by Q2 2015
by Volker Weber
REDMOND, WA - Continuing its commitment to be about 75% as good as Apple, Microsoft has announced that their CEO, Satya Nadella, will be more or less gay by the second quarter of 2015. The move comes after a universally-lauded announcement by Apple CEO Tim Cook, who is completely gay and proud.
In other news, Samsung is said to be working on a larger and cheaper gay.
Comments
made my day! ;-)
Ralph Hammann, 2014-11-05
I can just imagine the likely "I'm a PC" adverts...
Ian Bradbury, 2014-11-05
The CEO of Samsung actually announced that he is twice as gay.......and waterproof.
Patrick Bohr, 2014-11-11
