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Volker, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist

by Volker Weber

What is your ideal job?

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My ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

Damit muss ich jetzt wohl leben.

Bruce Elgort, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

Rob McDonagh, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.

Oddly, this does not surprise me...

Jim ,Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

BTW, this is really an ideal (and cheap) tool for the German Federal Employment Agency (Bundesagentur für Arbeit). Think of a people of millions of happy fully employed muppet impersonators, movie stars, bearded ladies ...

Markus Thielmann, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper

Well, that sounds not too bad, if I compare the other predictions ;-)

Ha, ich habs ja immer gewußt:
Sannie, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
Mein Freund ist Gartenzwerg :-)

Travis J Retzlaff, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

Lucky me, there is always a market for human shields. And just imagine the early retirement options, no working until 65 for me!

I knew it!

Ben Poole, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

Ben Langhinrichs, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

LeRoy, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot.

And to think, before the internet the idiot was confined his own village... =)

Paul mooney, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

Could be worse, could be an IT position ;-)

Stefan Smalla, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

Oh thanks, I am humbled. :-)

Thomas Duff, Your ideal job is a fluffy bunny trainer.

Great! I always wanted to be Hugh Hefner!

Tom, somehow that does describe you quite well :0)

Oliver Regelmann, Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.

:-/

"Konstantin Pfliegl, Your ideal job is a The job you have now."
Yes...:-)

Frank, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.
Frank Stangenberg, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.
At least that gives me a choice. Now why they mentioned it, sometimes I feel like a mad scientist sitting in his rally car on his way to daily work.

Ole Saalmann, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

Stimmt insofern, als dass ich sowieso fast nur schwarz trage :-)

I am supposed to be a lumberjack... don't know what qualifies me as such but...

Frank Docherty, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome

WTF? I'm way too tall to be a Gnome ... lol

Ha I think I win:


Martijn Mulder, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.

Lene Steinmann, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

Oh my goodness, and I thought a job as a freelancer for media designwould be ok...

Alexander Kluge, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.

I always thought I should be the International Man of Mystery. Now I understand...

@Frank: I guess we realy should think about working together. Maybe two Mad Scientists can save the world ;-)

The Prime Minister for me

Moritz Petersen, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Hmmm.... true?

oh dear,
Chris Coates, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

"Wild Bill, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer. "

har har.. Course I fit beneath most foliage...

---* Bill

Martin Forisch, Your ideal job is a .
but
Forisch, Your ideal job is a Satan.
My son (who is a big dinosaur fan)
Stephan Forisch, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
and my wife
Anna Maria Forisch, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

Don't think I've seen this one before:

Rock, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

:)

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