A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!'
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard'
Moral of this story:
Don't mess with old farts. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Bullshit [...] only come[s] with age [...].
Don't quote out of context! It is "Bullshit and brilliance" - other types of bullshit are available at any age.
This story looks familiar.. ;-)
Sascha Westphal on Ello at 23:53
Armin Grewe on GoPro Accessories at 22:17
Carl tyler on GoPro Accessories at 20:45
Jochen Schug on Ello at 18:50
Jochen Schug on GoPro Accessories at 18:48
rainer kraemer on Ello at 18:36
Susanne Kastner on Ello at 18:01
Martin Pürschel on Ello at 11:20
Ursus Schneider on Ello at 11:20
Martin Pürschel on Ello at 11:17
Volker Weber on Instagram Hyperlapse at 09:32
Alexander Hauser on Instagram Hyperlapse at 09:17
Ursus Schneider on Ello at 08:48
Volker Weber on Waage at 23:21
Marc Egart on Waage at 23:13
Helmar Steinberg on Ello at 23:10
Volker Weber on Ello :: Ein soziales Netzwerk, das Datenschutz verspricht und auf Werbung verzichtet at 23:05
Alexander Schäfer on Waage at 21:28
Armin Auth on Ello at 21:18
Lukas Gerlich on Ello at 20:52
rainer kraemer on Ello at 17:57
Jochen Schug on Ello at 15:44
Ursus Schneider on Ello at 15:13
Lutz Lengemann on Ello at 14:49
Helmar Steinberg on Ello at 14:46