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by Volker Weber
If IBM marketed sushi they'd brand it Cold Dead Fish.
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I must take exception to this. They would far more likely name it IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish (formerly known as Sushi) for clarity's sake.
I have finally figured out who is running IBM:
There must be an IBM product called "Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog" as seen here as well.
And I was wondering what they were doing after shutting down their last business.
Now everything is clear!
LOL! And the menu would look like this:
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 1
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 2 (Optional - with purchase of IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 1)
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 3 (Optional - only with purchase of IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 1 and IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 2)
...6 or 7 more times for each item....
And don't even get started on the maki rolls....
you are absoluty right. It is a nightmare
but when you open the pricebook you will find somthing like
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Sal Ed P1
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Sal Ed P2 + SW Main etc..
Take that, Microsoft(TM) Nemo 2006 Cold Edition ...
looking forward to see the presentation slides mentioning not the product names but the acronyms - and the very serious discussion about the new products
- Hey, the IMCDREF tastes realy good
- Yes, but you should test it with our new AddOn solution, the IVSS* for IMCDREF
*IBM Vegetable Soy Sauce
And for Latin America :
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Express
.::AleX::.
With "Oral Entry Points"! :)
Hey your Post is featured in a IBM run "fake" marketing blog ..
http://quovadis-bremer.de/wp/2007/10/08/die-neue/
in german...
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