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by Volker Weber

If IBM marketed sushi they'd brand it Cold Dead Fish.

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I must take exception to this. They would far more likely name it IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish (formerly known as Sushi) for clarity's sake.

Ben Langhinrichs, 2004-12-02

I have finally figured out who is running IBM:

There must be an IBM product called "Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog" as seen here as well.

And I was wondering what they were doing after shutting down their last business.

Now everything is clear!

Ole Saalmann, 2004-12-02

LOL! And the menu would look like this:
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 1
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 2 (Optional - with purchase of IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 1)
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 3 (Optional - only with purchase of IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 1 and IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Salmon Edition Piece 2)
...6 or 7 more times for each item....

And don't even get started on the maki rolls....

Brian Benz, 2004-12-03

you are absoluty right. It is a nightmare
but when you open the pricebook you will find somthing like

IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Sal Ed P1
IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Sal Ed P2 + SW Main etc..

Andrea Altefrone, 2004-12-03

Take that, Microsoft(TM) Nemo 2006 Cold Edition ...

Jim Basman, 2004-12-03

looking forward to see the presentation slides mentioning not the product names but the acronyms - and the very serious discussion about the new products
- Hey, the IMCDREF tastes realy good
- Yes, but you should test it with our new AddOn solution, the IVSS* for IMCDREF

*IBM Vegetable Soy Sauce

Alexander Kluge, 2004-12-03

And for Latin America :

IBM Marine Cold Dead Raw Eating Fish - Express

.::AleX::.

Alex Hernandez, 2006-07-19

With "Oral Entry Points"! :)

Hey your Post is featured in a IBM run "fake" marketing blog ..

http://quovadis-bremer.de/wp/2007/10/08/die-neue/

in german...

Bernd Eckenfels, 2007-10-08

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