Coping with stupid clients
by Volker Weber
Hey - in the screenshot of the HTML layout you've sent me none of the links is working. Can you fix this?
I'd like a gradient from blue to red -- but get rid of that purple in the middle.
The invoice says the software is supplied on a 200 foot tape, so we've reserved a hangar to store it.
I need this section of the site to be completely locked down with passwords on a per-user basis. Don't make it so that people can't get in if they can't remember the password though.
We couldn't make a screenshot from your website, would you please fix that...
We want a Flash website...but we don't want a lot of animation or sound because it's too destracting...and it needs to be easy to update so that our secretaries can make changes.
[Thanks, Diddi]
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Excellent find of a site!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
Oh yeah, it has to be powerful AND easy to use.
One of our customers: The animated gif is no longer animated as soon as I print it. Can you fix this?
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