Coping with stupid clients

by Volker Weber

Hey - in the screenshot of the HTML layout you've sent me none of the links is working. Can you fix this?

I'd like a gradient from blue to red -- but get rid of that purple in the middle.

The invoice says the software is supplied on a 200 foot tape, so we've reserved a hangar to store it.

I need this section of the site to be completely locked down with passwords on a per-user basis. Don't make it so that people can't get in if they can't remember the password though.

We couldn't make a screenshot from your website, would you please fix that...

We want a Flash website...but we don't want a lot of animation or sound because it's too destracting...and it needs to be easy to update so that our secretaries can make changes.

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[Thanks, Diddi]


Excellent find of a site!

Thanks for putting a smile on my face!

Thom Rosario, 2005-04-28

Oh yeah, it has to be powerful AND easy to use.

Bob Balaban, 2005-04-28

One of our customers: The animated gif is no longer animated as soon as I print it. Can you fix this?

Wolfgang Schmidetzki, 2005-04-28

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