Interesting job: nipple remover
by Volker Weber
Hanno discovered a new profession:
Someone is getting paid to remove any sign of a nipple at shopthebunny.com. Really.
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I wonder if it is done the same way that noise-canceling headphones work?... Because in that case, precise measurements would be needed to compute an accurate inverse. ;-)
I wonder where all the nipples go when they die, nipple heaven?
Interesting. They not only remove nipples, but other interesting stuff too. Example. Probably NSFW.
Where can I apply?
A new challenge for plastic surgery.
@Dirk, you have been looking carefully ;-)
@Stuart: well, if i want to apply for the job, i would have to know what to do, wouldn't i?
But i think i will not apply - removing nipples is against nature. :-)
Boys, boys, boys... this job has been around as long as there as been film for cameras.
We wouldn't want to encourage those prurient thoughts by having a suggestion of nipples or other sexual lumps.
BTW... they also remove tattoos, body piercings, etc. Carefully check your Victoria's Secret catalog... you will notice some odd belly buttons from time to time and disappearing and reappearing belly button piercings.
I am guessing that at least the nipples are covered by a flesh-colored piece of tape or something. Much easier than fixing it afterwards.
When it comes to Dirks link, at least from my personal experience here inthe US, most girls shave, so that would make it easier for the nipple-remover. Less to remove in Photoshop. :-)
Most girls? Karl-Henry, little did we know that you could speak with so much authority. Are you referring to girls who don't share the last name Jpeg? ;-)
Jobdescription: Playboy Certified Adcanced Nipple Remover
*g*
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
And when you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it
Jpeg - Steely Dan
Kelly, I personally must admit that I do not own a Victoria's Secret catalog... Should I?
Plastic surgery, Olav? Pixel surgery.
Photoshop... it's virtual! I'd prefer doing this job: Nipple tweaker!
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/nipple_tweak-p1.php
Someone else has been paid for photoshopping the wrinkles away from Madonna's face... The new H&M adverts are quite scary.
apropos … here's more bunny!
