Interesting job: nipple remover

by Volker Weber

Hanno discovered a new profession:

Someone is getting paid to remove any sign of a nipple at Really.

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I wonder if it is done the same way that noise-canceling headphones work?... Because in that case, precise measurements would be needed to compute an accurate inverse. ;-)

Richard Schwartz, 2007-03-20

I wonder where all the nipples go when they die, nipple heaven?

Carl Tyler, 2007-03-21

Interesting. They not only remove nipples, but other interesting stuff too. Example. Probably NSFW.

Dirk Steins, 2007-03-21

Where can I apply?

Florian Hennhöfer, 2007-03-21

A new challenge for plastic surgery.

Olav Brinkmann, 2007-03-21

@Dirk, you have been looking carefully ;-)

Stuart McIntyre, 2007-03-21

@Stuart: well, if i want to apply for the job, i would have to know what to do, wouldn't i?

But i think i will not apply - removing nipples is against nature. :-)

Dirk Steins, 2007-03-21

Boys, boys, boys... this job has been around as long as there as been film for cameras.

We wouldn't want to encourage those prurient thoughts by having a suggestion of nipples or other sexual lumps.

BTW... they also remove tattoos, body piercings, etc. Carefully check your Victoria's Secret catalog... you will notice some odd belly buttons from time to time and disappearing and reappearing belly button piercings.

Kelly Callahan, 2007-03-21

I am guessing that at least the nipples are covered by a flesh-colored piece of tape or something. Much easier than fixing it afterwards.

When it comes to Dirks link, at least from my personal experience here inthe US, most girls shave, so that would make it easier for the nipple-remover. Less to remove in Photoshop. :-)

Karl-Henry Martinsson, 2007-03-21

Most girls? Karl-Henry, little did we know that you could speak with so much authority. Are you referring to girls who don't share the last name Jpeg? ;-)

Volker Weber, 2007-03-21

Jobdescription: Playboy Certified Adcanced Nipple Remover


Bastian Wieczorek, 2007-03-21

I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
And when you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it

Jpeg - Steely Dan

Chris Linfoot, 2007-03-21

Kelly, I personally must admit that I do not own a Victoria's Secret catalog... Should I?

Ragnar Schierholz, 2007-03-22

Plastic surgery, Olav? Pixel surgery.

Cem Basman, 2007-03-22

Photoshop... it's virtual! I'd prefer doing this job: Nipple tweaker!

Helmut Weiss, 2007-03-22

Someone else has been paid for photoshopping the wrinkles away from Madonna's face... The new H&M adverts are quite scary.

Hanno Zulla, 2007-03-23

apropos … here's more bunny!

Phillip Oertel, 2007-03-24

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