It's "Make your own caption" time
by Volker Weber
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I know this one it happened to a friend of mine and she got let off.
"Listen officer, I'm breast feeding, and if I don't get home in the next five minutes these things are going to explode"
Bust this!
Come on, officer, does it LOOK like I'm smuggling anything in here?
/He had to check, those smugglers are very sneaky...
Here, officer. You can check my headlights yourself. As you can see, they're in perfect working order.
Officer: Ma'am, your front bumper is damaged.
Lady: Oh -- I thought they are perfectly fine.
see, im a driving woman;)
if you want an "AUDI", I can give you an "AUDI".
Not wearing a SEATBELT Officer? Well you see I have this special Interia-Damping silicone passenger protection system. Please note the double redundancy built into this system and they are so nice and bouncy would you like to feel?
Look I know my license says "Mr Bill Smith", but the operation was successful. Look.
Officer : Lady, would you please tell your tits not to stare at me.
Officer (talking in mike): backup! I need backup!
Do you want to check my airbags Mr Officer?
.::AleX::.
Look, I just got my boobs done. They still hurt. There's no way I can wear a seatbelt.
"calm down lady!"
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