It's "Make your own caption" time

by Volker Weber



I know this one it happened to a friend of mine and she got let off.

"Listen officer, I'm breast feeding, and if I don't get home in the next five minutes these things are going to explode"

Carl Tyler, 2008-05-27

Bust this!

Thomas "Duffbert" Duff, 2008-05-27

Come on, officer, does it LOOK like I'm smuggling anything in here?

/He had to check, those smugglers are very sneaky...

Rob McDonagh, 2008-05-27

Here, officer. You can check my headlights yourself. As you can see, they're in perfect working order.

Richard Schwartz, 2008-05-27

Officer: Ma'am, your front bumper is damaged.
Lady: Oh -- I thought they are perfectly fine.

Sascha Reissner, 2008-05-27

see, im a driving woman;)

robert basic, 2008-05-27

if you want an "AUDI", I can give you an "AUDI".

Glen Salmon, 2008-05-27

Not wearing a SEATBELT Officer? Well you see I have this special Interia-Damping silicone passenger protection system. Please note the double redundancy built into this system and they are so nice and bouncy would you like to feel?

Stephen McDonagh, 2008-05-27

Look I know my license says "Mr Bill Smith", but the operation was successful. Look.

chris lindley, 2008-05-27

Officer : Lady, would you please tell your tits not to stare at me.

Hans-Werner Mattis, 2008-05-27

Officer (talking in mike): backup! I need backup!

Andrew Magerman, 2008-05-27

Do you want to check my airbags Mr Officer?


Alex Hernandez, 2008-05-27

Look, I just got my boobs done. They still hurt. There's no way I can wear a seatbelt.

Joerg Michael, 2008-05-28

"calm down lady!"

Lars Müller, 2008-05-28

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