Oldie but Goldie, with one addition
by Volker Weber
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.
Addendum: In hell the attorneys are American. In heaven there are none of those.
