Weapons of Maths Instruction

by Volker Weber

CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

[Industrial Technology & Witchcraft]

Comments

I hear that Mr Al-Hazar also has been linked to the extreemist group Al-Gebra after an incident whereby he tried to board a plane these same weapons of Maths instruction.

Louis, 2003-07-04

And his calculator was confiscated for fear he would try to get some of Tony Blair's claims to add up.

Funny!

Elyk, 2003-09-24

President Bush does not have any weapons of Maths Instruction.......Although he could do with some weapons of english instruction.....Dumbass :P

Michael Wanless, 2003-12-15

Maybe his men have some more weapons of maths instruction, i think george bush should stay there and try and catch al-gebra in action!

Da Very Best!, 2004-01-10

Maybe his men have some more weapons of maths instruction, i think george bush should stay there and try and catch al-gebra in action with his secret organization M.A.T.H.S!

Da Very Best!, 2004-01-10

george, come on, all of these maths instruction maths instruction, find some geography instruction, that way youll be able 2 navigate your way to, 123 happy weed house afghanistan, BINS YARD

hommie chillin in cave, 2004-03-18

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