How to make $350.000.000 from an $800 investment - in just two weeks

by Volker Weber

Now that is one cool story. :-)

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

... with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.

Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

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Comments

Good old "Weekly World News".

Last time I was in the USA, they had the "first photo of a human soul" on the front page... :-)

Baumi, 2003-03-31

for all we know, he could be from the future.. gee, i wonder what the temporal police is doing, still eating donuts?

kjartan, 2003-04-01

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