World Domination (on a budget)

by Esther Schindler

Perhaps this is something that SCO should read. Oh. Wait. Their new business plan is "look around here and find someone you can sue."

If you're lucky, some of your surplus computer and IT equipment will come with documentation. It probably won't be for the equipment you've bought, but it will be documentation. Read it anyway.

Why? Because more evil plots have been foiled as a direct result of villains foolishly disclosing the details of their plans to their enemies than all other reasons combined. Wading through a few manuals for high-end networking equipment won't stop you from blurting out the details of your plots, but if you can master their style, you'll never have to worry that anyone will understand those details well enough to thwart anything.

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I explain difficult concepts in simple ways. For free, and for money. Clue procurement and bullshit detection.


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