Ashcroft detains Janet Jackson's right boob

by Volker Weber

Half of Singer's Rack in US Custody

Just hours after singer Janet Jackson shocked the world by exposing her right boob at the conclusion of Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show, Attorney General John Ashcroft ordered the offending boob detained "indefinitely," Mr. Ashcroft confirmed today.

"Janet Jackson's right boob has been taken into custody and sent to Guantanamo Bay for questioning,"? Mr. Ashcroft told reporters in a Washington briefing. "We'd very much like to know what the boob knew and when it knew it."

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Well, we'd like to know that as well as answers to the following questions would be appreciated (at least by me):
1. Did Ashcroft really use the term "boob"? Wouldn't that itself be explicit language?
2. How did they detain only her right one? Was there some surgery applied?
3. And if so, how are plans for her reimbursement if she's later on declared as innocent? Oh, forget about that one, there won't be a trial if it (or do we say "she"???) was sent to Guantanamo...

Just curious,

Ragnar Schierholz, 2004-02-03

It's funny how an investigation is started to find out how this outrage could have happened. There's a huge amount of media attentions for it.

Doesn't anybody want to know why and on what basis a war was started in Iraq ?

Martijn, 2004-02-04

Nah, Martijn; that's old news. Its tit for tat, now :-)

Jan-Piet Mens, 2004-02-04

right one? I thought it was the left one.. :-)

Well, depends on where you are standing; if behind, then ... ;-)

Jan-Piet Mens, 2004-02-04

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