Thanks, but no thanks
by Volker Weber
Duffbert comments on his spam messages:
"Kitten18 Sent You A Message" - she's cute, but I don't remember her...
"V1 agr a w1th n0 prescr1pt1on" - do people think I am going to trust my pharmaceuticals to someone who can't spell and who's keyboard apparently doesn't know the difference between a 1 and an L?
"Increase the size of your Johnson" - I still haven't found this Johnson dude so that I can forward his mail.
"Cheating wives" - unless it's mine, do I really care?
"Be... a Hero.. In The Bedroom" - that must be some anti-snoring device...
"Go... all Night.. In Bed" - I think I outgrew that by four or five.
"How I Lost 68 Pounds (super photo tips)" - is this about losing weight or taking pictures that make you look like you have?
"Get Bigger Breasts Now" - sorry... I'm trying to reduce the ones I already have.
"you are the man!" - glad that's finally been recognized.
"upgrade your manhood" - must be some self-esteem course.
"Money In Your Pocket?" - no, I'm just happy to see you...
Comments
What can I say? I was in a "less than serious" mood last night. :-)
Duffbert, 2004-03-31
