And the winners are ...

by Volker Weber

  1. Bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
  2. Snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
  3. Twelve-inch-high storage rack for compact disks: "Do not use as a ladder."
  4. Five-inch fishing lure with three steel hooks: "Harmful if swallowed."
  5. Smoke detector: "Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire."

[via Wacky Warning Labels]

2004-04-11 :: email :: twitter :: qr code

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#3 - "storage rack for compact" disks?

John, 2004-04-11

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