Women ...

by Volker Weber

  1. ... can't park.
  2. ... can't run.
  3. ... can play ball.
  4. ... can turn heads.
  5. ... can fake a headache.
  6. ... can get even.

Drum roll. On a more serious note: Stop smoking while it is not too late. And use a serious deodorant.

Comments

How in hell do you dig this stuff up all the time? ;)

Hillarious...

Ragnar Schierholz, 2004-04-17 16:57

"cant park" is from the movie "shaolin soccer". you should see that one!!!

Sascha, somebody has to do it. :-)

Volker Weber, 2004-04-18 02:09

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