Pilot humor

by Volker Weber

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.......... OH MY GOD!"

Deadly silence ...

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

Comments

ROFL, WMP

Ragnar Schierholz, 2004-04-20

ist Volker eigentlich Pilot?

pierre

pierre, 2004-04-21

Hm, zumindest ist Volker öfters mal Passagier...
Gehen wir einfach mal davon aus, dass er am geschilderten Vorfall unbeteiligt war ;-)

Ragnar Schierholz, 2004-04-21

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