You're next
by Volker Weber
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, cackle, and tell me; "You're next."
They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
[Thanks, jss]
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In the long run we're all dead. (M. Kaynes?)
What a relief!
;-) stw
The excerpt in the RSS file was cut off at the punch line. The last sentence read: "They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them..."
Please provide a feed with full posts, so we can understand the jokes in our RSS readers! :-)
Very funny. I must remember this trick.
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