You're next

by Volker Weber

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, cackle, and tell me; "You're next."

They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[Thanks, jss]

Comments

In the long run we're all dead. (M. Kaynes?)
What a relief!
;-) stw

Stephan H. Wissel, 2004-05-28

The excerpt in the RSS file was cut off at the punch line. The last sentence read: "They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them..."

Please provide a feed with full posts, so we can understand the jokes in our RSS readers! :-)

Scott, 2004-05-28

Very funny. I must remember this trick.

Patrick, 2004-06-02

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