Joke of the day

by Volker Weber

The Prince of Wales was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he accidentally ran over her most prized corgi dog.

The poor unfortunate dog was crushed to a pulp! The Prince got out of his car, sat down on the grass, and started crying. the whole world was already against him and now his mother would be furious.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his foot. He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a genie appeared.

"You've freed the genie from the lamp from thousands and thousands of years of imprisonment, and for freeing me I will grant you one wish".

"WOW" !!!! said the prince, this could really save my neck. "Well I have all the money and material things that I need, but let me show you this dog". The Prince and the genie walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you can bring this dog back to life", asked the Prince. The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head. "This body is far too gone for even me to bring him back to life, isn't there anything else you would like instead"?

The Prince thought for a moment, then reached into his pocket and pulled out two photographs.

"I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", said the Prince showing the genie the first photograph, "but now I love this woman called Camilla, do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana"?

The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said, "Let's have another look at that dog".

Comments

*grin* that is a new turn on that old joke, liked it. ;)

Nicole Simon, 2005-04-09

... kommt mir irgendwie bekannt vor ...


;-)


CU

Stephan

Stephan Perthes, 2005-04-10

Recent comments

Volker Weber on SMB is Dead, Long Live SMB :: James Kehr at 00:43
Volker Weber on SMB is Dead, Long Live SMB :: James Kehr at 00:38
John Keys on SMB is Dead, Long Live SMB :: James Kehr at 00:24
Volker Weber on SMB is Dead, Long Live SMB :: James Kehr at 21:15
Frank Quednau on SMB is Dead, Long Live SMB :: James Kehr at 20:32
Simon Laule on SMB is Dead, Long Live SMB :: James Kehr at 20:22
Nina Wittich on Surface Pro X :: Das Gerät macht mir große Freude at 09:43
Lucius Bobikiewicz on Switching to Signal at 06:31
Ragnar Schierholz on Switching to Signal at 19:33
Jens-Christian Fischer on Switching to Signal at 14:23
John Keys on Office 365 im Tagesangebot at 10:20
Jens Wagner on Surface Pro X :: Das Gerät macht mir große Freude at 16:52
Hubert Stettner on Office 365 im Tagesangebot at 16:26
Volker Weber on Surface Pro X :: Das Gerät macht mir große Freude at 15:35
Jens Wagner on Surface Pro X :: Das Gerät macht mir große Freude at 15:26
Christoph Spitz on Office 365 im Tagesangebot at 13:38
Yves Menge on Office 365 im Tagesangebot at 12:44
Volker Weber on Marshall Monitor II A.N.C. :: Erste Eindrücke at 08:13
Maikel Maes on Marshall Monitor II A.N.C. :: Erste Eindrücke at 07:58
Jochen Kattoll on The Neighbor’s Window :: Oscar Winning Short Film at 22:21
Harald Gärttner on Microsoft Office app on Android and iOS at 15:09
Volker Weber on App-Store-Interna: Apple geht gegen Buchveröffentlichung vor at 14:55
Oliver Stör on App-Store-Interna: Apple geht gegen Buchveröffentlichung vor at 13:42
Volker Weber on Microsoft Office app on Android and iOS at 13:02
Harald Gärttner on Microsoft Office app on Android and iOS at 12:56

Ceci n'est pas un blog

I explain difficult concepts in simple ways. For free, and for money. Clue procurement and bullshit detection.

vowe

Contact
Publications
Stuff that works
Amazon Wish List
Frequently Asked Questions

rss feed  twitter  amazon

Local time is 05:40

visitors.gif

Paypal vowe