It's "Make your own caption time"

by Volker Weber



"Honey, do you know where I left the coffee coaster shaped like a CD?"

"Open Source Linux Distriutor"

"What do you mean I recorded them in DVD Zone 6 and have to do them all again?"

carl Tyler, 2005-04-23

After years of investigation, a software distribution mechanism worse than that used by IBM Partnerworld is documented. The system, located in the basement "study room" of 15 year old Marvin Stimsquigler was used to create music cd's which he then planned to distribute to classmates in hopes of making at least one friend before graduating three years early.

Andrew Pollack, 2005-04-23

Well prepared to install [put-your-favorite-foe-here]
:-) stw

Stephan H. Wissel, 2005-04-23

Longhorn goes Gold.

R. Schaupp, 2005-04-23

IBM Workplace, it's everything you need...

Bob Balaban, 2005-04-23

schon GEZahlt ?

Thorsten Ebers, 2005-04-23

An error has occurred in your installation of IBM Tivoli Storage Manager Optical Edition for IBM Workplace Services Express. Please remove disks 750 through 799 from the drives, reboot and restart the install.

Richard Schwartz, 2005-04-23

After the infamous "glass of water incident", Andrew returned home to Maine determined to build the best damn disaster recovery facility in the universe. Using only his Leatherman, some duct tape, and some spare parts salvaged with the help of his trusty fire axe, he succeeded with the first phase of the work. The miniaturization and mobiliyt phase of the project may take a little time.

Richard Schwartz, 2005-04-23

After ten years of collecting data, "Mostly Harmless" was all that Ford Prefect could manage to upload to Ursa Minor before the automatic XP SP2 update broke the device driver for his Arcturean Hyper-Networks 802.42g wireless network adaptor.

Richard Schwartz, 2005-04-23

"Installation Disc 427 out of 530. I/O Error. Please re-insert the disc and try again. Sorry, installation cannot continue."

Jess Stratton, 2005-04-23

Rich - evidently still looking forward to Friday I see.

Chris Linfoot, 2005-04-24

I've GOT to stop downloading so many mp3s.

Thom Rosario, 2005-04-24

The main office at 'Univerzal Studios'.

Ben Hughes, 2005-04-26

Broadband internet connection rules :)

Daniel Seiler, 2005-04-26

For the first long range teleport an Airbus A380, 10 days of scanning and quite some DVDs where needed. There still was a little problem with the pattern buffers (DVDRW-234217-4 and DVDRW-422377-5).

Kristian Mueller, 2005-04-27

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