It's "Make your own caption" time

by Volker Weber



Today we look. Tomorrow we ache.

Eric Garneau, 2005-05-05

Speaking of quotes, isn't this one from Apple great?

Lose Ctrl. Gain Command.

Eric Garneau, 2005-05-05

It's catch the speedboat time again...

Chris Melikian, 2005-05-05

Pizza delivery, swamp-style...

Rocky Oliver, 2005-05-05

Sorry for boating in like that, but, would you perchance have a spare map for us?

Stefan Rubner, 2005-05-05

Hey! Didn't you see the "No Parking" sign?!

Bob Balaban, 2005-05-05

The skid marks left in my pants were almost as big as the ones left by the boat when it landed.

Carl Tyler, 2005-05-05

Today... is the last day of the rest of your life.(the boat just HAD to be number thirteen)

Andy Reimer, 2005-05-05

Bitte umsteigen!

Adalbert Duda, 2005-05-05

BTW, not only is the boat numbered #13, but the line says Hellrazor. Sort-of the horsemen of the apocalypse changed gear.

Adalbert Duda, 2005-05-05

Am I the only in wanting to know if they survived ?

Alex Boschmans, 2005-05-05

this is your free ride to hell (don't you remember the raffle?)

Stefan Heinz, 2005-05-06

Flying Dutchman 2005

Henning Störk, 2005-05-06

@Alex Boschmanns: I'm pretty sure they survived. I think the boat is not hitting the tent but passing it on the right side.

Henning Störk, 2005-05-06

"The perils of using Microsoft Mapppoint 2005...."

"Blind Powerboating competitor manages to hit the only non-water piece of holland with his boat, after dog falls asleep".

" 'I saw this in a Bond movie once - honest, it'll work' "

"Women driving or Navigating ?"

---* Bill

Bill Buchan, 2005-05-06

@Bill, your last one reminds me of a joke made about my fellow Southerners here in the US.

What are (usually) a redneck's last words?

"Here, hold my beer and watch this shit..."

Rocky Oliver, 2005-05-06

Charging the stands has taken on new meaning.

This is what you get for calling my boat a punt.

David Bohlin, 2005-05-06

Here, as reported by CNN/FOX/MSBNC, is the latest footage of The Runaway Bride.

Christopher Byrne, 2005-05-06

... Doobie Smith, driving #13, is in the lead, and he's cookin'. Doobie just returned to racing after battling a nasty case of narcolepsy. His luck seems to have returned. No, wait ... he ... uh-oh ...

Garret P. Vreeland, 2005-05-06

"Just the good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm..."

Jess Stratton, 2005-05-06

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