Oldie but goldie

by Volker Weber

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a SAP consultant*. This time I KNOW I'm going to get fucked!"

[Thanks, Alexander]

*) Replace with your favorite profession


SAP? Shouldn't the last words be "be fucked up" instead of "get fucked"?

Anyway, regarding this word see also "Using Proper English" lesson #12: the 'f' word: Learning English - lesson 12

Michael Schmid, 2005-08-22

Oh my god! This one is terrific! Thanks for sharing.

Stevan Bajic, 2005-08-23

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