How many

by Volker Weber

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Thanks, Wolfgang]


Scarily to close to reality...

Kevan Emmott, 2005-09-28

You can always count on the President. But can he?

Richard Schwartz, 2005-09-28

Nice, I couldn't even comment correctly - "...too close to reality."

Kevan Emmott, 2005-09-28

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