Stupid is as stupid does

by Volker Weber

A French woman has admitted attempting to open an aeroplane door mid-flight so that she could smoke a cigarette.

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"The French tourist was at the start of a three-week holiday in Australia with her husband."

Err. Where was the husband when she was doing this? Trying the other door?

Stefan Rubner, 2005-11-22

For once, I'm glad that US TSA is confiscating lighters at US airports.

Ed Brill, 2005-11-22

Struggling... But can't... resist... pedantry...

ITYM Stupid is as stupid does (the correct Forest Gump quote)

Sorry 'bout that. I feel so much better now.

Chris Linfoot, 2005-11-22

Thanks for your help. Feeling much better now as well.

Volker Weber, 2005-11-22

(Still in pedant mode)

In case anyone spots it, yes, I know I misspelled "Forrest".

Chris Linfoot, 2005-11-22

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