It's "Make your own caption" time

by Volker Weber

Photo: Eric Hancock


Alles kann seine Vorzüge haben, man muss sie nur sehen:
Als Frau denke ich: ich schlafe angenehmer auf einem weichen Kissen
als auf Klaviertasten...

Dagmar Winter, 2006-02-24

I need me one of those "babe magnet" kilts I keep hearing Mr. Buchan talk about...

Thomas "Duffbert" Duff, 2006-02-24

Now that dude has one hell of a tool shed going on there..

Mark Holtrop, 2006-02-24

Twins? What the hell am I going to do with twins?

Ben Langhinrichs, 2006-02-24

Where did you get that picture of me? I hadn't released that to the press!

Jan-Piet Mens, 2006-02-24

And the star-spangled banner
In triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave!

Erwin Manzig, 2006-02-24

Thomas demonstrates the normal curve of distribution.

Moritz Petersen, 2006-02-24

This is exactly what Paul Mooney saw on Tuesday Morning..

"I in shape. Round is a shape".

"Aerodynamically speaking, I'm capable of 200mph".

"You need a big hammer to drive in a big nail"

"Once you've had fat, baby, there's no going back".

"I wish I could actually see my feet"

"I hate going to the beach on Holiday. Greenpeace keep shoving me back in the water".

Damn. I've just realised - these are all the things I say about myself....

Time to diet.

---* Bill

Bill Buchan, 2006-02-24

Jumping up and down in an attempt to lose weight will only make you shorter...

Andy Rose, 2006-02-24

Authorities ended their search today for Violet Beauregard. Herman Floop, 55, accidentally mistook Violet for a "bigassed blueberry" and promptly ate her.

Authorities will not press charges.

Rocky Oliver, 2006-02-24

"Don't you just love these all-inclusive resorts?"

"Ok folks, time to get ready for the belly dance class!"

"Hmmh, looks like nobody wants to compete with me in the 'Mr Washboard Abs' contest ..."

Bernd Juenger, 2006-02-24

"I'm dead sexy..."

"I haven't seen me willy in years..."

"Did someone say pizza?"

Thomas "Duffbert" Duff, 2006-02-24

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