Your name as URL

by Volker Weber

Marcin Szczepanski comments on

Yeah, somehow I don't think would be the most memorable or easy to type URL. I could always use my porn name I suppose...

That would be Gunnar Nut. What is your porn name, says Sir Cucumber.


Jack Sinn! COooooooollllllll!!!!!!!!

All I need is the Pool cleaner outfit and some 70's wah wah guitar music going.... Or maybe "photocopier repair guy"... too many ideas.....:-)

Paul Mooney, 2006-07-24

Wow! Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome Mr. Daddy Darholer!

Alexander Kluge, 2006-07-24

sorry, Mr. Daddy Darkholer, of course...

Alexander Kluge, 2006-07-24

Hello from Butt Spankalot and Tonya Spankalicious ;-)

Frank Dröge, 2006-07-24

Greetings from BJ Cumalot a.k.a. Harry Tickler (depends on whether you like lower case or Proper Case)

Ragnar Schierholz, 2006-07-24

I was thinking more of the one where it's your first pet's name, and then the first street you lived on. I'd be "Grom Fenton" (at least using the first address I remember) using that logic.

Marcin Szczepanski, 2006-07-24

Franziska Hindenburg? Nah, that won't work. :-)

Volker Weber, 2006-07-24

How about some other Name Generator
Such as Dutch-Porn, Hobbit, Yedi, Wu-Tan Clan ;-)

Henrik Heigl, 2006-07-24

Heh Captain Hard says Hello :)

Nicolas Kübler, 2006-07-24

I’m off to register Dick Jam dot com...

Ben Poole, 2006-07-24

My porn name is...Jaffa ;O)

Ben Rose, 2006-07-24

Sweat Cumalot.

Cem Basman, 2006-07-24

Wow, I got an offical title:

Doctor Nekkid, D.D.S.

The doctor is.... in :>

Rocky Oliver, 2006-07-24

Say hello to Javier Hard. Now I gotta get myself a contract.

Philipp Sury, 2006-07-24

@Ben Rose - ROTFLMAO
@vowe/Marcin - in the US I've heard that you use your middlename and street name. Not quite as in-your-face as some of these generated ones, somewhat more self-respecting, but good nonetheless.

And no, that doesn't mean I'm divulging what mine would be in that scenario :-)

Ed Brill, 2006-07-24

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