Overheard in New York
by Volker Weber
Teen girl: Do you think Christmas will ever be on Friday the 13th?
— Times Square
Woman in elevator: She said 13...Where's 13? What the... fuck? There's no 13. Should I press 12? Or 14? What?...She said 13. Well I'll just press both.
— 22nd & Broadway
Tween boy: Did the dinosaurs come before or after Bible times?
— Museum of Natural History
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"Did the dinosaurs come before or after Bible times?". If you ask one of the young earth creationists, they will tell you *during* the bible times.
Markus Thielmann, 2006-08-17
*Before* bible times. 5th day: fish and birds (1.Mose 1,20-23), 6th day: humans and animals (incl. dinos) (1.Mose 1,24-31). But the bible was written after J.C.got nailed
Ralf Stellmacher, 2006-08-17
Um, excuse me. That part of the bible vastly predates the start of Christianity -- I believe the folks who consider those first five volumes to be the entirety of the Bible would tell you that history began more than 4000 years prior in fact.
Andrew Pollack, 2006-08-17
