Overheard in New York

by Volker Weber

Girl #1: Yeah, I need to buy a new cell phone; mine is broken.
Girl #2: How come.
Girl #1: I dropped it in the sand during my vacation.
Girl #2: That's how it broke?
Girl #1: No, it was fine but the sand was all over it, so I decided to rinse it clean with pouring water from the bathroom sink.



Hey, look, everyone! It's the end of the "Best. Blonde. Joke. Ever." webring! Cool, and it only took me 3 months of clicking to get here...

Rob McDonagh, 2006-09-11

Another one for blondes with mobiles:

A blondie stralls through a shopping mall. Her mobile rings and she picks up the call:
"How did you know I'm in the mall?" ;-)

Fozi Nisiropoulos, 2006-09-11

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