It's "Make your own caption" time
by Volker Weber
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It didn't take long before John realised that there were a few parts missing from his DIY yacht kit.
Captain Tom had heard there was a sandbar in the area. What he didn't realize was that it was a *quicksand*bar.
What do you mean "hoisting the anchor won't help..."??
"Boom"
Robinson Kit
Gone to the beach
FedEx tracking 2.0 (beta)
The Bush administration's dedication to rebuilding the USS Katrina is clear for all to see.....
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. [screaming] You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! "
Things were going fairly well just off the coast of Martha's Vinyard until we hit one of Kennedy's old cars.
"It's kinda quiet out there. I think the storm has passed."
Gilligannnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor, you've certainly reversed the erosion problem. Has anybody seen Mary Ann?
John quickly discovered why no one had ever made a ship's hull out of depleted uranium before.
"Quicksand jesus I'm so far away"
[by Skid Row]
German AC campaign failed
Is that the yacht of the United Internet Team Germany ???
Now I know why he called this post "Bleibende Erinnerungen" (i guess it is "afterglow" in english).
Using skills he learned writing applications for Lotus Notes, Harrold employed a "Top Down" approach to the design of his new boat. The idea was start with the user interface and controls, and work downward toward the things you don't see.
What many of your readers may not realize, Vowe, is that the real cause of this grounding is related to another of your posts. The captain and crew were so distracted by the earlier picture you posted of the young girl on the beach innocently eating a healthy vegetable snack, that they were totally unaware of the combined effect of outgoing tides and change in wind direction.
Since I'm picking on software, I must add the obvious:
"Microsoft Boat ME"
"Land ho."
Nice TLAP day pic BTW.
This is what happens when you park your boat on the south side of town.