This commercial not brought to you by Delta Airlines
by Volker Weber
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Does anyone need some Delta Sky Miles?
In any civilized country there would have been a riot in the plane :-)
Hm. Thinking about this situation, I'd already have paniced after the 4rth hour or so and left the plane via the orange slide, except the case the cabin crew had given me an double does of horse tranquilizer.
I have Delta Miles to give away too - but they don't do anybody any good as Delta will never allow you to use them, wrong time, wrong plane, wrong destination, wrong booking code.....
DELTA = Doesn't Ever Leave the Airport
Has happened to me before. Virgin Atlantic from JFK to LHR. The airport was snowed up, the runway needed ploughing and two of the three deicer machines were not working. We were sat on the end of the runway for 7 hours without food and did not go back to the gate. The plane eventually took off at 5am. I was -very- surprised that everyone remained calm. Me, I just slept :)
@Karsten: You would probably end up in Guantanamo that way :-(