Onion News Network: Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving
by Volker Weber
Don't forget to look at the ticker. How about a genie for president?
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For those of you who concentrated on the ticker as I did and thus missed the whole story, the Genie President comes up at 1:56.
Now, is it three wishes for every American or just the entire American public? If it's the latter how would they determine which wishes? And what if one of the wishes would be a new president? And if it's three wishes for every American, how would s/he do all the presidential work being busy fulfilling so many wishes? So many questions ... it ain't that easy!
Florian Vogler, 2008-03-28
