Quote of the day
by Volker Weber
So cheer up, Mom and Dad. You don't have to be embarrassed any more about discussing the facts of life with your child. She'll be happy to explain them to you.
— William Saletan
Comments
Reminds me of another joke:
Daughter: Mom, I really need to have a talk with you about me and my boyfriend, Billy. Things are getting serious between us and I need your advise
Mother: Well dear, when a man and a woman really love one another . . .
Daughter: Mom, I know that part! I wanted to ask you how to fake an orgasm.
Danny Lawrence, 2008-05-29
