All you need is duct tape & WD-40
by Volker Weber
Don't you fly with a tool kit - all you need is duct tape & WD-40.
If it should move & it doesn't, use WD-40.
If it shouldn't move & it does, use duct tape.
[Thanks, Hajo]
Comments
That made my day, just sent it on to a friend who is an aircraft inspector ;) I will not tell the airline, but you will most probably have already used it.
Hubert Stettner, 2010-08-17
Actually, it's "You know you're from Louisiana if you understand the significance and relationship between WD-40 and Duct Tape."
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Craig Wiseman, 2010-08-18
And if it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.
Thomas Hans-Jürgen Vogler, 2010-08-20
