Quote of the day

by Volker Weber

The most popular software for writing fiction isn't Word. It's Excel.
Brian Alvey


Love it.

Tim Tripcony, 2011-06-22

In the same category:
What's the difference between classical fairy tales and modern ones:

Classical start:
Once upon a time....

Modern start:
"Ring, Ring" - "Darling it will be late in the office today".

(alternate: "Can I have the sales forecast spreadsheet by 2pm")

Stephan H. Wissel, 2011-06-22

Actually, while most accountants prefer to write fiction using Excel, sales and marketing types generally write it in Powerpoint.

Chris Linfoot, 2011-06-22

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