Numbers

by Volker Weber

if
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

so, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

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